Saturday, December 30, 2006

E-Z Play Today



In my job at Evola Music I teach “Recreational Music Classes”. These classes are totally different than traditional music lessons (of which I grew up with). I do not teach key signatures, good posture, strict timing, or even the names of the notes (they are all labeled in the music and on the instrument in BIG letters). We teach students to play the music they like for the fun of it. In a sense, this approach to music is a big of a reaction against strict teachers who would smack their student’s hands with a ruler if their hand position wasn’t correct. These types of teaching “techniques” often produce students who quit music because of the bad experience. The goal of my current classes is to produce positive musical experiences every week. There is never a focus on performing in front of anybody, because my class members are playing music for themselves...it's their hobby. If practicing is fun they will keep practicing and make progress. We also sing songs, do musical exercises, chit-chat, and eat snacks during most classes. Then I put on events like birthday parties, pot-luck lunches, organ concerts, boat trips, summer picnics, etc... (yes, I do a little bit of everything in my job). Fun-Fun-Fun!

While I wouldn’t call myself a “recreational music groupie”, I certainly see the benefits in such an approach to music learning and have gained valuable perspectives on playing music for fun. During music history class I learned that part-singing in the home was popular during the Renaissance time period. I would assume that most of these singers were not highly trained musicians, but they sang because music making is fun.

Now, as much as I LOVE classical music I do realize that not everybody is going to enjoy Bach and Mozart for the rest of their lives. I believe that teachers must do a better job of integrating "fun" music into the traditional classroom. The goal of music teaching is not to clone a bunch of classical music lovers (even though classical music is important). The goal of music teaching is to get students to play music for the rest of their lives...regardless of the style. We need to spread a passion for music. Wouldn't it be great if families played music together in the evenings? What a great way to establish closeness in the home!

You Named Them What???

Many of you know that my wife and I are going to have a baby in May. The other day we were looking for baby names and stumbled upon some funny celebrity baby names. Have you seen these before? I think they are hilarious! It's hard to believe that some of these names were actually given to a poor little one. What were these parents thinking? Be sure to check out the wacky sibling names as well.

AUDIO SCIENCE
Parent: Actress Shannyn Sossamon
Birth date: May 29, 2003

BANJO
Parents: Actress Rachel Griffiths & husband Andrew Taylor
Birth date: November 22, 2003

DENIM
Parents: Singer Toni Braxton & husband Keri Lewis
Birth date: December 2, 2001
Wacky named sibling: Diezel

DIXIE DOT
Parents: UK TV personality Anna Ryder Richardson & husband Colin MacDougall
Birth Date: April 7, 2003
Wacky named sibling: Bibi Belle

FIFI TRIXIBELL
Parents: Live Aid founder Bob Geldof & UK TV personality Paula Yates
Birth date: March 31, 1983
Wacky named siblings: Pixie & Peaches Honeyblossom

GOD'ISS LOVE STONE
Parents: Rapper Lil' Mo & husband Al Stone
Birth Date: February 24, 2005
Wacky named sibling: Heaven

JERMAJESTY
Parents: Singer Jermaine Jackson & now ex-wife Alejandra
Birth date: 2000

PHINNEUS & HAZEL
Parents: Actress Julia Roberts & Camera man husband Danny Moder
Birth Date: November 28, 2004

PILOT INSPEKTOR
Parents: Actor Jason Lee & girlfriend Beth Riesgraf
Birth date: September 28, 2003

PIRATE
Parents: Korn frontman Jonathan Davis & porn star wife Deven Davis
Birth date: March 18, 2005

POPPY HONEY
Parents: TV Chef Jamie Oliver and wife Julie Oliver
Birth date: March 18, 2002
Wacky named sibling: Daisy Boo

PUMA
Parent: Singer Erykah Badu
Birth date: July 5, 2004
Wacky named sibling: Seven

REBEL
Parents: Director Robert Rodriguez & wife Elizabeth Avellan
Wacky named siblings: Racer, Rocket, & Rogue

REIGN BEAU
Parents: Actor Ving Rhames & wife Deborah Reed
Birth date: September 21, 2000
Wacky named sibling: Freedom

SAFFRON SAHARA
Parents: Duran Duran frontman Simon Le Bon & wife Yasmin Parvaneh
Birth Date: September 25, 1991
Wacky named siblings: Amber Rose & Tallulah Pine

Hilarious Firefox Video

Recently I was on the Mozilla Firefox website and discovered lots of 30 second advertisements for Firefox that were created by fans of the web browser. One of the ads was hilarious! Every person I have shown it to has watched it over and over again. Please check it out! The link is here.

Church Bulletin Mistakes

The following are genuine mistakes from church bulletins. I have read this type of humor many times in my life, but it always cracks me up. I am inserting these jokes into the humor section of my monthly Lowrey Journal (This is a newsletter for the senior organ classes I teach). They should love it!

  • This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
  • The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s "Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
  • Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
  • Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
  • This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
  • Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
  • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
  • The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy."
  • During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when A. B. Doe supplied our pulpit.
  • Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

  • The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Shirley Green who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service, we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
  • Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his private study.
  • For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
  • The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
  • Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.